Now before you start, I make no money out of advertising these rather nifty trainers – no commission on sales, nothing. But I’ve just bought a pair and thought you might like to be alerted to their existence.
Anyway. Mark Noble might like to pack a pair when he joins the England squad in Brazil next summer. Fat chance, mate. Not because you don’t deserve to, Mark, you do. But do any of us think Nobes has even a sniff of getting on that plane? Nope, me neither. If he played for one of the top four clubs he might, but I don’t think Roy Hodgson is going to consider any West Ham player apart from Andy Carroll, and possibly Ravel Morrison. Jarvis and Downing won’t get a look in either. I very much hope I am proved wrong, but I doubt I will be.