Outplayed, outclassed, outcommitted. Deservedly beaten. Could anyone seriously disagree? This was a game only one West Ham player turned up for. The only consolation one can draw from it is that we didn’t lose by more. It was that bad. Only James Tomkins can hold his head up and think, yep, I dod OK today. I lost count of the times the commentator said “away by Tomkins”. But apart from him, no one really pulled their weight. Upson looked laclustre, although he didn’t actually do anything wrong. Faubert put in some effort but achieved little. Spector looked dodgy when he came on for Ilunga, although to be fair Lennon didn’t get too much past him.
In midfield Parker went off with a pulled hamstring after ten minutes and we never really recovered. Kovac was back to his very worst. Collison was largely anonymous and Behrami is still feeling his way back. Franco looked dead on his feet for most of the game. It was his most ineffectual game so far for West Ham. I can almost forgive him for being booked and therefore suspended for the Arsenal game as he clearly needs a rest. But that booking means we have no front line strikers available on Sunday, so we have to assume that Frank Nouble will be thrown in at the deep end.
I have to say this. I don’t like Diamanti. I don’t like his attitude and I think he has shown very little in his time with us, apart from an ability to score a penalty and hit a dead ball. Today he disappeared for large parts of the game and towards the end became petulent. He was deservedly booked for hacking at Huddlestone. Players like him need to step up to the plate. Jimenez is just not Premier league class. He did nothing today. Literally nothing. If we can send him back to Italy in the transfer window we should grab the chance.
And Robert Green. England’s Number One? Not on current form. I have been worried about him for some time. Today his kicking was all over the place and his general play wasn’t much better. If he wants to remain in the England squad he had better look to his laurels.
Spurs look a very decent side and this victory propels them into third place. it pains me to say it, but on this showing they deserve to be where they are. And on this showing, we deserve to be where we are.
I fear for what might happen on Sunday. Assuming Ilunga and Parker remain out, and Noble is unfit, we face having a midfield of Behrami, Kovac, Collison, Stanislas, with Nouble playing alongside Diamanti up front and Spector filling in for Ilunga. I reckon that could we the weakest side West Ham have fielded for a good many years.
I feel thoroughly depressed.
Green 5
Ilunga 6
Spector 6
Upson 6
Tomkins 9
Faubert 7
Kovac 4
Jimenez 3
Behrami 6
Collison 5
Diamanti 6
Franco 5
UPDATE: I have just heard Gianfranco say “I am delighted by the performance of the team”. Was he watching a different game to the rest of us? Quite unbelievable. “We played with a passion and a spirit. We created some chances and we looked all right.” He should take off the rose tinted spectacles. Yes, the second half was better than the first, but we didn’t create a single cast iron chance. We looked far from all right. You know me, I am normally an optimistic sort, but there is only one word for this performance and that is ‘depressing’.