Ashton Won’t Be Treated by Hammers Medics

August 24th, 2008 - 1:59 pm

There’s a long INTERVIEW with Dean Ashton in today’s Sunday Times. It’s mainly about his England hopes, but there’s one passage that leapt out at me.

For the past two years, Alan Curbishley and his team had been hampered by a debilitating sequence of injuries. Bad luck, or was there perhaps more to it? “I’m not a physio, but I have my opinions. Let’s just say that I didn’t use the medical team here for my rehab, I used my own man, Jon Green, who has worked with Michael Owen as well.”

That says a lot, doesn’t it?

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A Message From Jeremy Nicholas

August 21st, 2008 - 3:16 pm

Jeremy Nicholas has asked if I would post this message on here, which I am delighted to do. There had been rumours that he had been sacked by the club as matchday announcer. He wishes to put the record straight.

Hi everyone,

I thought I better post on here just to put a few things right. I haven’t been sacked, the club just wanted to try out a few different things at the Wigan game. I was given seats in the stand.
A lot has changed in my ten years as the announcer. My debut was the hostile reception for David Beckham in the opening game of the season after his sending off at France 98. In those days my announcer’s box was a shed in the corner of the West Stand and Bobby Moore. I played in the CDs myself and it was all a very small operation.

Now we have big screens and the announcer’s control room is the glass box by the scoreboard three tiers up in the corner of the Dr Martens and Bobby Moore stand. There’s about eight people based in that room now. They play in the CDs, run the big screens, work the plasmas in the concourse, operate the scoreboard and the digiboards around the pitch. There’s even a final cut pro editing station in there, to cut the highlights packages.

I work from the dug out area on a radio mike which is controlled by my assistant Russell who sits up in
the control box. He’s been playing in the CDs for the last five years. Being down at pitchside gives me a better view of the substitutions and allows me to get a better feel for the noise in the stadium. The control room is double glazed and for safety reasons doesn’t have a window that opens. So it can be hard to gauge stadium levels from in there.

The club have been working hard to improve the whole match day experience, with more use being made of visual images. One innovation this season is the reading of the team sheets using players images on the big screens. You may have seen the sticker book format of West Ham players, with the screen zooming in and out on the players as their names were read out. I thought it looked great on Saturday. To ensure this worked smoothly, ADI, the firm who run the screens asked to bring in their own announcer and sound engineer and have them sit in the box with them. The previous week against Villareal there had been communication problems and I was down on the pitch waiting for images that never happened.

I was happy to give way and the club gave me great seats in the stand. Russell was also offered seats. Watching the game, there were obviously a few teething problems, but that happens when you try new things.

It was very strange when Dean scored those two goals early on. I was delighted when we started the game so well, but felt sad that they were the first West Ham Premiership goals in ten years at Upton Park, that I hadn’t announced. I recognised the voice of Martin Godleman as the announcer on the day. He is a true West Ham fan. You’ll know him from the end of season DVDs and the commentaries on the beam back games. He’s also a friend of mine.

The matchday format is moving towards more screen information and less from the announcer. I’m sure this is a good thing as the last thing most fans want is to be bellowed at.

I’ve had a lot of people email me saying ‘where are you?’ and ‘have you been sacked?’. I’ve kept quiet until now, but I thought I better say something, as I saw a petition had started to reinstate me and all sorts of inaccurate comments were flying about.

I haven’t been sacked. I’m very much part of the announcing team, but it is a team and not an individual any more. I look forward to working alongside ADI this season.

I went on a fact finding mission a couple of years ago for the club to see how ADI operate at Aston Villa. It really is a very impressive set up, with the screens, the music and the announcers all coming under one central control. Curiously, when I went they had three announcers, all called Dave! It was very confusing on talkback- ‘Dave, it’s Dave, can you tell Dave…..’ But the end product was excellent.

The club is always keen to hear your views on the matchday experience. You can email matchday@westhamunited.co.uk. Greg Demetriou, our head of media, canvassed opinions on the club website in the summer and further thoughts are always welcome.

One thing I will say is this: You can’t please all the people all the time. Some people like loud music, some want to be able to chat before a game. Some like the atmosphere to be whipped up, some prefer it to develop naturally. Please bear with the club as we try out some new ideas.

I’m very flexible to changing times. I think we should always be looking to improve. The only two things I would never accept are: getting rid of Bubbles (the song not the bear) and playing music after goals. No, no, no, that’s not what we are about.

I hope to die in this job. Some of you may have wished for that to happen at many games in the past. I know I sometimes let my enthusiasm get the better of me, but that’s just the fan in me coming out. For the many who’ve sent me concerned messages over the last few days, I just want you to know I’m still part of the team on a matchday.

Let’s all get behind the team on the pitch. We’ve got a great squad now. Curbs has turned the club around and when they’re all back to fitness, we’ll have a great squad. And best of all we’re unbeaten this season!

Up the Irons

Jeremy

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West Ham Above Canada at Olympics

August 19th, 2008 - 4:43 pm

According to a correspondent on the West Ham Mailing List, West Ham are doing rather well in the Olympics.

Mark Hunter, who won a gold medal in the lightweight double sculls, grew up in Poplar, lives in Romford, and is a mad-keen Irons fan. And Christine Ohuruogu, who has just won the 400 metres, is a regular at All Saints’ Church, West Ham, where her mum is a churchwarden.

That means that West Ham has won as many golds as Canada at the moment.

Anyone know any other British olympians who have West Ham connections?

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Anton on his Way?

August 17th, 2008 - 10:32 am

The News of the World says Sunderland will bid £8 million for Anton Ferdinand this week and that the club is likely to accept it. They are not pleased that he has not accepted a £40k a week deal. I can’t really believe that he would want to go to Sunderland or that it would be in his interests to do so.

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Wigan Report

August 16th, 2008 - 8:37 pm

My trip to the ground did not get off to the best of starts. Driving up the A20 I suddenly realised I hadn’t put my season ticket in my wallet. Luckily the ticket office happily issued me with a replacement.

But the day soon improved when an on fire Dean Ashton fired us two ahead in the first fifteen minutes. It has to be said that Wigan had had the better of the opening exchanges, and somehow you just knew that West Ham would revert to type and fail to get the all important third. And so it transpired.

We put together some neat one to one play, and always looked dangerous in their penalty area, but just couldn’t find the third. Wigan were by far the better side in the second half and were unlucky to come away with nothing.

Let’s face it, we were lucky to come away with all three points, but having said that, so what? It was a reasonable performance for the first game of the season and we should be grateful it was rather better than last season’s first game against Man City.

While I think of it, it was a bit odd seeing seven subs on the bench. I have to admit I wasn’t aware of that particular innovation. But it’s great, and means that a couple of the youngsters get some big match experience, even if all they do is get splinters in their arses … although I doubt there are many splinters on those new Recaro seats!

So, let’s have a look at some of the individual performances. Deano obviously gets the headlines, but he contributed far more than his two goals. He was really mobile and chased everything. I just hope he hasn’t injured too much. Carlton Cole did well in the first half. He won a lot in the air and constsntly harried. Freddie Sears looked very bright when he came on for Deano. He has beefed up a bit and is more difficult to shake off the ball. In midfield, Mark Noble was hugely disappointing and Scott Parker wasn’t his usual self. Their failure to control the agenda allowed Wigan to dominate the centre of the pitch. Matty Etherington had a storming first half but faded badly in the second. Julien Faubert was my man of the match. He put in 100% effort, was great on the wing, wasn’t afraid to shoot and had a few good dribbles. I reckon he may get 10 goals this season. In defence Lucas Neill was his normal self. He managed to get bypassed on at least half a dozen occasions. Sadly, Behrami was even worse. He was run ragged by the Wigan left winger and must have wondered what had hit him. If right back is his best position then … well, let’s not be too harsh, it was only his first game. In the centre Upson was stalwart and Davenport performed well too. And Greeny was superb.

All in all, a satisfactory start.

Green 8
Upson 8
Davenport 7
Neill 5
Behrami 5
Noble 5
Parker 6
Etherington 7
Faubert 9
Ashton 9
Cole 6

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What’s Your Pre Match Routine?

August 16th, 2008 - 11:51 am

Ok, I admit it, I am a bit excited. In ten minutes I shall set off from Tunbridge Wells and go through my normal routine. Park in the garage in Barking Road, leave my car to be valeted and ‘minded’, drop in to see Viv at the Newham Bookshop, where I meet my friend Jo Phillips. On our way to Ken’s cafe I buy my programme at the corner of Green Street. We quickly scoff Sausage, egg and chips before heading off to the ground, where I buy a copy of OLAS.

So tell us about your pre match routine…

My hopes for today? A thumping 3-0 drubbing with Deano getting two and Freddie Sears coming off the bench to score the third. Having said thay, I don’t think we have ever beaten Wigan at home. Let’s hope we break that record today.

Up the Hammers!

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Wish me Luck…

August 15th, 2008 - 1:33 am

I’m on Radio 4′s ANY QUESTIONS tonight at 8pm. Will you judge my performance on whether I manage to squeeze in a mention of West Ham in an answer on South Ossetia?

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Poll: Where Will West Ham Finish?

August 13th, 2008 - 12:37 pm

So, whta kind of season do you think we will have? Vote HERE in my poll on which position you think West Ham will finish in come May 2009.

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Wednesday Rumourmill

August 13th, 2008 - 12:34 pm

This one is not a rumour, but a reality. Ben Thatcher has signed for Ipswich. May Allah be praised.

* Joe Cole rumoured to be keen on coming back to us on a season long loan. I’ll believe that when I see it!
* Trinidad international, 21 year old Keon Daniel is to be offered a trial at Upton Park.
*Anton Ferdinand has reportedly turned down a new £2 million contract, trebling his salary. Expect Newcastle to be on the sniff.

I can’t see us selling Anton at the moment, seeing as virtually all our other centre backs are injured. I’d love Joe Cole to come back though. Wonder if Chelsea would be interested in a swap with Boa Morte…

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Join my Fantasy Football League

August 11th, 2008 - 1:28 pm

Each year, I run a Fantasy Football League. Last year more than 700 people took part. Today I am launching next season’s league and inviting you to take part and submit a team.

There’s a prize of £100 worth of books and DVDs for the winner.To enter a team (there’s no charge!) click HERE. When you’ve registered your details, follow the instructions to select your team.

When you’ve done that you need to join the Iain Dale League by typing this code 433347-90306 into the relevant box. You need to register before the season starts on 16 August.

I’ve chosen the following players in my team – spot the theme…Green (West Ham), Johnson (Portsmouth), Terry (Chelsea), Konchesky (Fulham), Ferdinand (Man U), Noble (West Ham), Lampard (Chelsea), J. Cole (Chelsea), Benayoun (Liverpool), Tevez (Man U), Ashton (West Ham).

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